The Undiscovered Anguish

The Undiscovered Anguish

You’re so pretty,
I wish I could be witty,
But when I see your shiny face,
It feels like I just got bashed with a spiked mace,
So I’m wondering how lucky are my dice,
I got them at a hobby shop at a discount price,
They’ve survived me many dungeons,
I hope you don’t mind me sitting next to you at luncheon,
You are such a goddess,
Will you come with me to watch for Nessie at Lochness?
I know I’m a geek,
But at least I don’t reak,
Come over to my house and watch the Trek marathon,
Please come to the next comic book con,
Man, I’ve fallen for your good looks,
It’s worse than they describe in the books,
Every night my heart aches,
You’re like Buffy piercing me with your pointy stakes,
I wonder if you will ever see me; the piece of space trash,
I wish I were roguishly handsome like Solo or Ash,
This must have been what Jabba felt,
Until his love strangled him with that belt,
Yet your Jedi mind tricks work,
And I can’t help but lurk,
You won’t even read this,
I guess that’s the greatest diss,
So I say goodbye for the forty-second time,
I’ll go drown my sorrows in grails of wine,
Maybe tomorrow you’ll pity the poor hobbit,
Or I’ll just fall deeper into the Sarlaac pit,
I will never forget your smile,
I wish I had the Tardiss so I could turn back the dial,
I’ll just have to keep flyin’ all alone in the black...
O Frack!